Here is a basic list of info. Please don't make the mistake of thinking I do everything listed in every session. I cater each session to the bottom's limits, sometimes his preferences. The only mandatory element in every session is Leather/Gear.

LOCATION:	LOS ANGELES - Hollywood
STATS:	TOP 6'1/215 Short Brown Hair, Blue Eyes, Moustache
FETISHES:	Cop Uniforms | Leather | Gloves | Boots | Weapons | Cigars Vac Pumps | Hoods | Gas Masks | Rape/Cop/Nazi Scenes
LOOKING FOR:	Aggressive WM Bottoms | FF Bottoms | Bootblacks Foot Slaves | 3-Ways | Groups | Pump Buddies | Masseurs Human Ashtrays | Eager Tongues | Muscleboys in Leather Jocks in Football Uniforms | Cowboys in Bare-Assed Chaps Twisted Europeans | Human Urinals/Toilets
REQUIREMENTS:	Be Height/Weight Prop. (My size or bigger pref.) You need to own your own Leather/Rubber/Uniform Gear ** You Must Have Chaps or Better to Play ** Want my interest? Send me your pic with face. (Kinky is best)
BASICS:	I'm just your normal pervert next door... Looking for everything from basic sex-in-leather to hardcore pain & pleasure. Depends on my mood... and your limits.

Believe it or not.. there is a lot more to me than just sex. Though hard to believe from looking through this site. I have hobbies, political views, and hopefully a lot more substance than just "sex." But you really don't need to know those details. So they're not here. This site is solely about sex ... and getting me laid. Pretty good concept, eh?

Sorry Guys, These pics are offline for now while I update them to current shots. For pics, look me up on Recon.com as "GlovdCop".

So, what am I looking for in a sexual partner? Well, I actually sat down and decided to spell it out below. Mostly because since I hit 40, I'm becoming a lot pickier. "Attractive" is a subjective term. I'm not everyone's ideal, and neither are you. I'm at the point in my life where I'm really just looking for 7's and above on my personal 10-scale. (Not just looks, on more levels than just that.. but yeah, I have my superficial moments with the right men, too. Who doesn't?) So if I fit into your personal definition of "attractive," well then read below to see if you fit into mine. And remember, it's just a set of guidelines, not set-in-stone rules. A Special Note This disclaimer is for you PC shitheads out there so I won't get your 'outraged' emails: This list is nothing more than spelling out what I do and do not look for in a sexual partner. It's not my views on my friends, humanity or anyone else -- it's only about sex! If you can not tell the difference between "blatantly honest" and "shallow," I strongly suggest you STOP READING THIS NOW before you get offended. In fact, if you are too PC to read below... feel free to read this page of people who think just like you: GlovdCopSF - You Suck!!

What do I find attractive in others? The most important thing: the eyes. They tell me everything. Sounds corny, I know. But the eyes determine it all for me. Here's a very general guide to what I look for: (And yes, there are exceptions to most rules.. depends on the individual)
	I am looking for WM bottoms, couples or versatile tops. (in other words, you will get fucked.)
	Be Height/Weight Proportional. Beefy & Solid is perfect. But don't confuse that -- I'm not into obese men. Don't be rake-thin either. It's best if you're around my size or bigger. Minimums: 5'9/170.. below that, it's like fucking a teenager. Not my thing.
	My Standard Age Range is 25-55. There are always some exceptions. I do tend to be drawn more toward experience, so I generally find older men more attractive. There are a handful of very appealing 60 year-olds out there. Late 30s/early 40s is my main preference. I don't usually care for men in their 20's who look like they're in their 20s, with the exception of football jocks. Overall, I like a mature look.
	A Moustache Is Strongly Preferred. If I'm walking down the street, this is usually the first thing that catches my eye. A moustache with some gruff is very appealing. Beards work in most cases, as long as they are well-maintained --Except: Nobody looks good in an Amish-type beard. (even the Amish) The same for ZZ Top beards And Please! - No Pointy Gnome-like Beards.. (Seriously? C'mon -- Seriously??) Goatees are graded by the individual. They're often too trendy looking to me, though "oversized" goatees can be quite attractive on the right man. Clean-shaven faces -- that's a tough call. They're fine on many men, but often make you look too "plain," in my opinion. At least have a couple days growth on your face.
	Short or Cropped Hair. It varies by the individual, but this is just a basic preference.
	You Must Be Masculine Looking with a Masculine Attitude. If I wanted a woman, I'd be straight. I like men - who are MEN.
	You Must "Get" Kink. Leather/Gear is pretty much my whole sexlife. That's what I look for in sex partners -- Men who don't do vanilla sex. For example -- if your profile says "mild to wild" -- you're not my type. I hate that phrase. It means Kink is just an occasional thing for you. Wheras it is an everytime thing for me. And that's what I need from others. You must own some gear to understand it - which is why I have the "Chaps or Better" requirement. More details below under "Mental State." Granted - there are some men I find personally attractive enough, that I can work around the leather requirement - but that is RARE. And you'd still have to want to get into kink.
	Location. Location. Location. I'm now back in sunny California.. so if you are traveling through Los Angeles, or are already here.. let me know. BTW - If you're traveling, pack your leathers! Chaps fit in any suitcase like a pair of jeans. And if you don't have the gear with you, nothing can happen.
BONUS POINTS:
	Salt & Pepper Hair. Big bonus points for this. S&P hair is really a major turn-on for me, really looks great on most men.
	Squinty Eyes. No, I don't mean Mr. Magoo. Think Clint Black.. hell, even Clint Eastwood, Roy Rogers or Jack Palance. -- Jack Palance was still damned attractive right up to the end. Something about that natural squinty look works for me. Very rugged looking.
	Muscle is a Big Plus. In fact, the bigger muscle-wise, the better. Really Big BodyBuilders in need of discipline are a specialty of mine. Muscle Bears are also a plus. I like big, brawny, solid men. But this is hardly a requirement. As long as you're in-shape, you're in the right ballpark.
	Crazy Ink. There's something about a man who has an insane amount of tattoos on his body. As long as they aren't horrible tatts. But oddly, when there is an abundance of different inks, it seems to balance itself out - and can be damn sexy.
	Skinheads/Rough Trade. I like masculine men.. Especially if they like rough, twisted sex. If you can handle a punch or two, all the better.
	OTR Truck Drivers. What can I say, I love to fuck a trucker in his big rig. Something about it just gives me a major hard-on. Not to mention, they're usually good masculine men who fit my bill. This doesn't mean I like the obese, but I do love big muscle bears.

This is the "Weeding Out" section, so to speak. Some of this is going to sound harsh, so don't think I'm a dick -- I'm actually a nice guy. I'm just tired of writing the "not interested" replies to emails. If you fall under one or more of these categories below -- I'm very likely not going to be interested in you. I don't claim to be everybody's cup of tea.. and that works both ways. Just because you're interested enough in me to actually still be reading this.. doesn't necessarily mean I'm going to be interested in you. It's subjective on both our parts. This section is particularly blunt. If you can't handle that, again -- STOP READING NOW.
	No Overtly "Politically Correct." If this is your way of life, I will not get along with you. I'm hardly "compassionate conservative", nor a "bleeding-heart liberal." I'm a Realist.. and don't buy into the politics of "politically correct." It's quite a myopic view of the world. (That's 10 points for using a big word correctly)
	No "Challenged" People. No retards, handicapped, mentally challenged, those connected to medical devices to live, those with missing body parts, etc. Sorry you got dealt the short straw, but these traits don't exactly turn me on.
	Overall, No Minorities. I'm only looking for White Men, and a very small handful of Latins and Arabs. There are plenty of good looking Blacks, Asians, etc., but they just don't make my cock hard. (yes, my penis is a racist)
	No Overly-Religious. If you love Jesus, that's great. But I don't want to hear about it. Somehow talking about the Bible in your leathers.. doesn't turn-on me on. Personally, the only Jesus I want to hear about is a muscly Spaniard with a mouth like a Hoover.
	No Flakes. It's amazing how many of them you encounter now thanks to the internet. Endless emails, painfully slow responses, or worse - the guy who wants to connect with you, but you can never nail down for a time. I just have no patience for you. If you feel like wasting someone's time, please choose somebody else.
	No Liars. I once ended what I thought was a really great relationship with someone because he was such an incredible liar. He would tell me he was one place, while he was getting fucked by another man. He would even just lie about all the little things, daily. So now I really have low tolerance for anyone who can blatantly lie to my face like that. Players/Liars/Cheaters: Find someone else who it doesn't matter to. Truth and loyalty are among the highest qualities a man can have.
	No Stalkers, Nuts or Email Fanatics. Aside from the flakes and liars.. I get the nuts who start sending me 30 emails a day. Some who think I have a relationship with them if I respond to one note. Others who think if my emails are a few days behind, somehow I don't care about you (what?!?) And of course, my favorite: People who send me all this praise.. but when I say I'm not interested back ('you're not my type').. suddenly I'm the asshole and an email argument begins. How fucking nuts are you people?!? If any of this sounds familiar -- please don't write to me. I don't have the mental energy for you.
	No Underweight/Overweight. I don't want Karen Carpenter, I don't want Mama Cass. I'm generally looking for men between 170-220lbs. (More is fine, as long as it's muscle.)
	For the most part, No Long Hair or Ponytails. If it makes you look like a biker.. it might work. If it makes you look like a hippie or geek.. no interest at all.
	Some Clean-Shaven Heads. This one really depends on the individual man, and the shape of your head. You really have to judge whether it makes you look tough... or retarded.
	No U-Shaped Baldness. Again, on some men it works on, but not most. It probably helps if you trim down what's left to a more military look. Think Jason Statham. He really makes that work for him.
	No Curly Hair. Major turn-off. Sorry Mr. Kotter, I just don't find it appealing.
>>	The Basics: You need to have a cleancut or blue collar look. (Give a damn about your appearance.)
	No Novices/Beginners. (Right Now) I'm really not in a "training" mode lately. So if you have little or no experience, I really don't have the patience or interest for you at this point in time. I like to tie people down, put you in a hood, etc. If you can't take that, I'll likely ask you to leave. So please don't waste my time if you don't know what bondage is.
	No Effeminate Fags. Swishy men are of no interest to me. Nothing scares me away faster then when you open your mouth and a girl's voice comes out. So if you wear "club" clothes, if people know you're gay before you say a word, if you call your friends "Girl" and "Sister," or if you often get mistaken for a woman on the telephone... Stay away! There are some problems even a gag can't fix.
	No Foul-Smelling Men. I generally do not like cologne smell.. nor the "homeless" smell. It's good to smell like a man -- the aroma of work and sweat. But know the difference between man-smells and body odor. Take a daily shower, and I'm happy.
	I Strongly Dislike The "Tobacco Hostile." See the section on "Smoking" below.
	People Who Say "Wassup?" etc. I'm not a 12-year-old black kid.. so talk to me like an adult. Don't send me emails with nonsense lingo or aNnOyInG tExT in them thinking I write like that. And please.. have a little more to say than just "Woof!" And while I'm on the topic, why do people who don't know me send me "How are you?" messages? If I don't know you, why are you asking me? Come up with something a little more original. These are the kinds of things that irritrate the hell out of me - and that I don't respond to. BTW - Actually knowing how to spell You're/Your and They're/Their/There are major bonus points.
	Things That Are Just "Off-Limits" Beastiality - I have a nice pic of me with my dog posted.. and I get some damn creepy emails about how guys want to involve him. That's just disgusting. I like human dogs for sex, not real dogs. Feminization - If you want to be treated like a sissy.. I am not the guy for you. I want MEN, not women.
	Be Down to Earth. In other words, I don't care for people who claim they only watch the Discovery Channel and PBS; People who constantly talk about how much money they spend or have; Cell phone users who are oblivious to the everyone around them; Or pretentious Americans who spell words like they have a British education. Humility and intelligence always work in your favor.
	This part is going to sound particularly cold and conceited... But I'm just being honest: Please look in a mirror. If you're ugly, freakish, geekish, look like you've been hit several times in the head with a bag of nickels, have a giant mole growing on your face, have teeth like a broken piano, have a body shaped like an eggplant, been a competitor at the Special Olympics, have a glass eye, lazy eye or a third eye, or just think you're unappealing... Please don't write to me looking to connect. I hate writing the "not interested" notes. Save us both the humiliation and bad feelings.

The whole thing in one sentence: I'm looking for other Gear Freaks. Leather/Uniforms are always part of sex for me. The scene may change, but the gear is always involved. Which is why you must have your own gear. Leather is a very personal item. If you don't own it, you do not understand it. I prefer if you own at least a pair of chaps, if you want to play. (It shows your commitment to have at least one big piece of leather, other than a jacket.) After all, Leather and Gear are strong fetishes for me, not a "once in a while" thing. I'm looking for men who understand this -- and share in it. Basics: You either have the fetish or you don't. And I have low interest in part-time Leathermen. BTW - to repeat this from above: If you are traveling, PACK YOUR LEATHER. At least a pair of chaps. I'm not going to hook up with you if you own a ton of leather in Cleveland, but don't have it with you in Los Angeles. Use some common sense.

I list a wide variety of interests above. Don't let it scare you. I generally cater a scene to the bottom's limits, sometimes his preferences. Sex varies from basic sex in leather to S&M, Cop Scenes, and even more hardcore scenes. You will likely be restrained during parts of a session. Expect to get fucked. That's how I eventually get off, so be able to take a good pounding.. and please, make sure to clean out. **You must own chaps or better to play** A good pain threshold is also a plus, but not a necessity. I only "do pain" with those who enjoy it, and can handle it (otherwise, it becomes more of a nuisance than a pleasure.) So again, don't let everything on my list scare you.

Nope. I certainly like the thought of giving up control, and being tied up, immobilized in restraints, rubber, etc., and milked. But there are so few men I would consider letting do that to me, it's infinitesimal. "Bottoming" is something I haven't done in years. I don't enjoy being fucked. And I can count the number of men who've fucked me on one hand. (And no, nobody new is going to be added to that list.) Quite honestly, there are so few men out there with the the right mental state, looks and gear to persuade me into flipping. Besides, I'm a natural Top. I do it quite well, and enjoy that end of the spectrum vastly more.

I smoke when I drink, and often during sex. I do prefer cigars over cigarettes, but that can be an expensive habit. Though, MUCH hotter to me. There's nothing that matches the moment when you catch the smell of a cigar. You look around, trying to find out who it belongs to. It always gets my attention, and usually a hard-on. I get off quite a bit on smoke play, ash play. But I don't expect everyone to be into this. It's hardly a requirement you smoke. But I will likely be smoking a big 'ol stogie during any session. However, if you are "tobacco hostile," Stay Away. I don't smoke with people who dislike it and ask me, so I don't need to be lectured or annoyed by aggressive anti-smokers. Smoking is a fetish for many, including myself.

Wow, if you're asking that one.. you obviously don't get my sense of humor. Like I said near the top of this page, this website is solely about "sex." I don't need to give you the details of my private life.. that comes with time, if we meet up. So you're only getting to know part of me through this website. The best comment I get from talking with leathermen out in public places -- "Man, you're not as intimidating as I thought you'd be." Well, it does go up several notches once we hit the bedroom. But otherwise, I'm actually a pretty normal guy who just happens to be a major pervert. The other comment I sometimes get - "What - you think you're too good to sleep with me?" Uh.. what? Well, after some of my harsh comments above, I can see where you might get that question. But it comes down to this simple concept: I play with the men who I find personally attractive. Don't you? Do you sleep with just anyone because they hit on you, or send you a "Woof!" email? No! Of course not! If you're not my type, the sexual interest isn't there for me. And vice versa.. If I'm not your type, it's not there for you.. and you'd turn me down. Why is that so freakin' hard to understand? It's common sense. So am I a prick? Probably. But realistically, I'm just picky.. Like you, and everyone else.. but I'm actually spelling it out on this page. I don't want to waste my time, or yours, with internet bullshit and go-nowhere emails.

Sex is hardcore, but I'll try not to leave you too damaged. If you want to play rough, I will gladly give you a safety word... hopefully you can say it with my cock in your mouth. Though I prefer to play without one. Have a little faith in my judgement. Like I've mentioned here somewhere, I only do pain with guys who get off on it. So no bruises for most guys. But your nips may be sore afterwards. Your hole definitely will be ;)

Tough Question. My tastes in men are very "non-specific specific." In other words, I know what I like when I see it. But can not always describe it. So don't take it personally if you're not my type. Basic factors I look for: masculinity, attitude, chemistry and mindset... and being a gear freak certainly is a bonus. I don't expect you to be a god.. I'm certainly not one. But like most people, I find different qualities attractive in different men. If you want to send me your pic, please do.. How do I determine what's attractive? I see what I like in your eyes. That's my spark. The eyes tell me everything. A moustache and some gruff work in your favor. And it also helps if you're a fairly normal person with a seriously twisted side.

You MUST provide a self-pic with face before I will even consider hooking up. If there is no physical attraction, there will not be any sexual chemistry. I do NOT arrange blind meetings. Please do not waste my time - or yours - by sending me headless or fake pictures. You will not get a response. Don't send me your cock shots either. Unless it glows in the dark or spits out coins, they all pretty much look the same. I am 100% Top -- So I couldn't care less about your dick. (Mine is the one that matters). I want to see your face. You've seen mine -- now show me yours. That's a VERY fair request.

So there's my story. Still interested? Hopefully that answers the bulk of your questions. Now, why aren't I fucking you already? ;)

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